Joke Vault: One-liners on demand. Over 700 hilarious, radio-ready one-liners covering every topic!

Over 700 hilarious, radio-ready one-liners covering every topic: Academy Awards, wrestling, relatives, cars, airplanes, autumn, neighbors, wives, kids, and more! Each joke is alphebetized by subject.

Samples:

Christmas [Parties] -- (Jock) seemed to have a pretty good time at the office party this year. He had just three drinks and started asking the watercooler to have his baby.

Emmy Awards [Television] -- Emmy awards show tonight. We can only hope the actors keep their speeches as short as they keep their marriages.

Halloween [Halloween] -- Low budget Halloween. I'm carving an orange.

Hot [Summer] -- Weatherman says there's a chance of your fillings melting today.

Jock Cut Down [Jock Cut Down] -- (Jock) is up next. Good to see him back in men's clothing again.

Parking [Cars] -- I don't have a problem with parking (downtown). I drive a forklift.

Restaurant [Food] -- Their motto is: "Where there's smoke, there's dinner."

Snow [Winter] -- Did you know Eskimos have more than 20 words to describe snow? I do too, but none are allowed on the air.

Taxes [Tax Tip] - Remember: Before sealing your income tax envelope, be sure you've enclosed your social security number, all your tax forms, your W-2 forms, and an arm and a leg.